如何委婉的评价一个女生P图过了?


甲鱼不是龟,职业作者

在朋友圈点赞并留言:「咦,这是谁?长得真好看!」

在被严厉批评过之后,第二天又点赞了她发的,她一个我没见过的室友的照片。

「才几天没见又漂亮了呢!」

珠峰每年向东北长春移动 4.2 厘米,为何要选择长春作为参照物?


小许同学

为什么写东北长春?为什么不写吉林长春?

上班去公司只带了一盒酸奶,旁边朋友看了说我吃独食,请问该怎么怼回去?


我又不饿吃什么吃,职业失业者

这是老酸奶,不够嫩。下次请你吃个不老的。

家中有人种植罂粟3株(接近成熟),劝其销毁不听,应该怎么处理最为恰当?


开光大法师,长得帅

别听他们的馊主意,对你妈好一点,买点肥料,一天施一次肥,

没几天就死了

你见过最丑的猫丑到什么程度了?


匿名用户

有一天我在院子里瞎逛

然后有一个地方猫很多,我果断拿起手机拍照

开始一切都很正常,我感到十分愉快

接着,它转过头来看着我,这时我眼疾手快赶紧拍照,还没有感觉到不对

拍完照美滋滋的我回家准备发条说说 ,又看了一眼照片???!

我本来准备拍什么来着

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