为什么长辈领导都说我挺帅的,但周围同龄的女生不少说我长得丑?
你可以去服装城啊,大把年轻的女性叫你靓仔
@爱吃蛙蛙:
吾妻之美我者,私我也。
吾妾之美我者,畏我也。
客之美我者,欲有求于我也。
@司徒风:
一看你就是没被长辈真正夸过帅……
如果你长得丑或者长得一般,长辈会笑着跟你或你的家长说:你长得挺帅呀 / 多年不见,已经长得这么高了!/ 哎呀,长得跟你爸爸真像!不过眼睛随妈妈了,挺好挺好。
这些都是客套话,不要以为你就是真的帅或者真的很高了……
如果是真正的帅小伙儿,长辈会怎么说呢?
当着你或你家长的面,长辈会这样:
哇!(两眼放光,女性长辈还会下意识抬起手捏住你妈的手臂)你儿子好帅呀!!皮肤好白!而且……(微微抬起头看看羞赧的你)而且他好高呀!这是有多高了?一米八?一米八几?哎哟……(欣慰又有些贪婪地看着你,顺势牵起你的手)长得这么好,你爸妈真是会养啊。你多大啦?谈女朋友了么?阿姨 / 叔叔这里刚好有个熟人家的千金,也是跟你一样,皮肤白,斯斯文文的,最近刚考上公务员,要不,阿姨 / 叔叔安排你们年轻人见个面?
↑这才是真帅的反应。
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