有哪些必须会两种语言才能听懂的笑话？
有架外国飞机在双流机场迫降，塔台问「what’s wrong with your plane?」
机长在广播里大喊「mayday! （没得！）mayday!（没得！）」
当班的四川工作人员「哦」了一声就没理他了。
飞机于是坠毁了。
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